The Ballad of the Los Angeles Angels (In the Medley of Frere Jacques)

♬ Where is Shohei?, where is Shohei?

He's not here, he's not here.

He packed his stuff and then split.

Probably tired of this (bleep)

Run away, run away

Where is Rendon, where is Rendon?

Fighting fans, no habla

Spends his time on the DL

When he plays, he's not well

Waste of money, waste of money

Where is Mike Trout, where is Mike Trout?

On the phone, with his agent

He's probably telling him this

"Get me away from this organizational piss"

Wasted his career, shame on you

Where is Giolito, where is Lopez

Cut and released, cut and released

They received them for a playoff run

It didn't happen and their time was done

What a joke, what a joke

Where is Neto, where is Schaubel

On the team, way too early

They are becoming key pieces

Hopefully their potential increases

Don't screw it up, don't screw it up

Arte Moreno, Arte Moreno

He's meddling, he's meddling

You're a bucket full of slime

I still will call this team Anaheim

Sell the team, sell the team ♬

(I bow to a silent applause)

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